[Disclaimer: Johannesburg has tons of beauty, fantastically friendly and helpful people. You will find things here that you never knew existed or could even conjure up. It’s the New York City of South Africa and I love the city I live in.] For the past few days I’ve had shopping fantasy. Of one thing in particular that I haven’t seen in many years, Msombi, I just gotta find em!
So I’m off at my stop at the Noord street Taxi rank and, as expected, am immediately engulfed by the smell of human piss and sweat and skaapkop n shit like that! One would think I’d be used to this by now; everybody around me seems quite unperturbed by it. Oh, how this filth infuriates me! I look around at what was once a shining metropolis and for a second I sympathise with the Boeremachts cause. Then I remember their “cause” included me. Inbred, bastard swine!
Oh yes! The msombi’s. I stop at the first vendor I see with jewellery on his stand and ask if he carries them. “Yebo Sisi” He springs up to show me a packet of plastic bracelets that look like they were found in a sewer. He doesn’t seem to notice the expression of disgust on my face as he exhibits the other of the only two packets he had on his little stand. I make a quick getaway with “Only black?”
“Yebo Sisi”
“Oh. Ok. Thank you.”
Earphones back in the ears, shoulder my way through the insurmountable crowd. I shock myself everyday at the dexterity with which I manage to manoeuvre my way through this throng of people without getting knocked into a puddle of… Lord knows what that is.
I make way past more stands and stalls. Some provided by the government, strong and sturdy metal stands, covered with pollution, with shelving packed to capacity to the point that one can hardly see what’s on offer. Others, merely large cardboard or wooden sheets mounted on buckets or whatever semblance of a foundation was available. Upon these stands and stalls you will find anything from badly-copied pirate DVDs to female sanitary products; un-authentic Nikes or Levis clothing and sneakers; mass-produced clothing from Thailand or china and other miscellaneous goods you would be surprised to find sold on a greasy, grimy sidewalk.
I stop at another Jewellery stand and find a shy young girl minding her son in his pram seated on an empty beer case.
“Do you have Msombi’s?”
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