"How to Recognize a Gary Terrorist"

His name is:
"YO’MAMA  BIN SHOPPIN"

Moetie jealous issie, vang tips... Kanna onse Constitution hie in Mzansi discriminate nie. Moetie blerrie lag nie. Terrorism is blerrie serious business, man kan doodgaan vannit. Bleddie baie virusses en bullets en bomme en assasination plots kom na 'n man toe met sulke type of span...!