Short tales about a day in the life of Wange - Part 1 to 6 - Part 1

Part 1

(Sound from Wange’s phone set as his alarm) – “ Ooh I think she likes me but ima tell her nicely … baba jy is oulik…. As Wange’s phone rings at 10:00 am (coz his a Mexican).

Ahhh Wange exclaimed as he stretched out across the bottom bunk of the bunk beds in his room. Letting one rip as he does so, he hears the moans from his little brother Gras who he shares the bunk with….Jasie my bru!! Gras squealed…wat eet jy? Kool bompies? Hey Voetsek screamed Wange…annoyed at Gras’s protest, covering his head with the floral duvet his mother bought at Ackermans on her account. Just as this happens…Wange realizes that his phone is vibrating under the pillow and quickly grabs it to see who the sms was from. “please call get me on mxit” the letters on his pimpd out Samsung d900 read.

Wange immediately knew that this was Astonvilita, a girl he met in the Pe chatroom on mxit, who lives in Humansdorp. After his third attempt to log on he became seriously annoyed and checked his airtime balance realizing it was gong.”ekse gras chise me your phone gazi,don’t come swak!” he desperately pleaded with his little brother. “Nah,minute dawg you stay ask a man then you use the hole half tiger in his kus! Plus hat kinds a grak my bru! Hahahah man kop met a vrou gedagte en enige girls.” Gras replied.Furiously Wange exclaimed “ahoy,haai pap bek kind men haar vuil voete en krom tone van jou…nou ja moenie kom speel nie! Ekse los die goete man,gee net die phone” Reluctantly Gras handed over his Motorolla v360 with a batman cover which he fitted at the Pakistani shop next to la-fiesta.

After downloading his mxit version 3.0 on his little brothers Motorolla, (because it could not receive V6.0) he logged on, and low and behold there was Astonvillita with the nick name “Von glamorous” on his mxit, and her mood was set to hot and her presence on busy. He immediately thought to himself “ Hus kint got lyn my bru”. 

And this was the advent of the following mxit conversation…

Top dawk pimp – aweh baba
Von glamorous: hey (smile)
Top dawk pimp: wat u wys
Von glamorous: n.m n u?
Top dawk pimp – lib just woke up
Von glamorous: k, u gona cum thru 2day?
Top dawk pimp: I dunno wantd 2 wash my purcells today and put mielie meel on it
Von glamorous: (sad face)
Von glamorous is now sad
Top dawk pimp: wat kain now?
Von glamorous: nutn (sad face)
Top dawk pimp: look at u now, don’t come wit hat nutn boue here…wat kain?
Von glamorous: uh ah I just thort u cud cum ova and bring Slang with u, coz Oumyt them coming to my joint later.
Top dawk pimp: (smile) aweh! Upstand da girls…im gona borrow Slangs Ollas from him and steek uit!
Von glamorous:  (smile)
Von glamorous is now inlove
Top dawk pimp: u know mos its how I come out en enige kombers.
Top dawk pimp is now hot
Von glamorous: ok spot you laterz neh
Top dawk pimp: duidlik da girl
Von glamorous is now offline
Von glamorous is now online
Von glamorous : DC…hus phone soma make k@k man
Top dawk pimp: ok laters hus bra want his phone, g2g
Top dawk pimp is now offline.
Von glamorous is now offline.
Wange hands back his brothers phone “de,vat jou blind phone. Jy gaan nes a ou myt aan!” “ Ja en moet maar nie die myt se phone weer vra nie ok” gras replies sarcasticly