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Helloooooo

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Tuesday, 28 June 2011 17:12
Die Blond sê: Ek gaan bietjie my plante gaan nat gooi.
Die Brunet sê: Maar dit reën dan buite..........
Die Blond antwoord: HellOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO.....
..... Ek gaan mos my reënjas aantrek!!!!!!!!!
 

Jannie se wiskundige konklusie

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Monday, 27 June 2011 15:45
Jannie sukkel met wiskunde...juffrou hoor sy moet als met drank vergelyk...
Juffrou vra hom toe: As ek 3 biere plus nog 3 biere het,hoeveel het ek dan?
Hy antw: 6 juffrou...
Juff: Baie mooi! En as ek 1 bier wegvat?
Janie: Dmoer ek jou...
 

"How to Recognize a Gary Terrorist"

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Sunday, 26 June 2011 14:47

gay_terrorist

His name is:
"YO’MAMA  BIN SHOPPIN"

Moetie jealous issie, vang tips... Kanna onse Constitution hie in Mzansi discriminate nie. Moetie blerrie lag nie. Terrorism is blerrie serious business, man kan doodgaan vannit. Bleddie baie virusses en bullets en bomme en assasination plots kom na 'n man toe met sulke type of span...!

Last Updated on Sunday, 26 June 2011 14:55
 

Die geleerdste Kullid

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Written by Randy van Hiedeur   
Friday, 13 May 2011 12:18
There was a tourist and a coloured in Caledon River. They were sailing on the Caledon river with the coloured  tour guide.
The tourist asked the coloured man, do you know psychology, geography and geology?  
The coloured  man said no to all the questions. The tourist said; what the hell do you know on this earth?
Then suddenly the boat started sinking then the coloured  guy asked the tourist; do you know swimnology and  escapology away from crocodology?
The tourist said no I don’t…then the coloured guy said, ya today you will see jou massap…,

u will drink waterlogy and then you will ideology!!!!!!
 

Ek vloekie net ma se !*&#^@! nie... ek hette GUN!

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Thursday, 07 April 2011 00:59
Judge_Hunter
Last Updated on Thursday, 07 April 2011 01:05
 
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